📧 Funny email sign offs
by Joe · 12 things on Twos
- With boiling unspoken malice,
- Praying I die before you respond,
- Dissociating through this entire exchange,
- Decipher the riddle hidden in this email to crack the Zodiac Killer’s true identity,
- sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge,
- I hope this email finds you before I do,
- From my porcelain throne to yours,
- Until Valhalla,
- Hasta cerveza,
- I’ve always loved you,
- Sent from my innie,
- (Submitted by Korrin) Your silliest goose,