I’m at a Chili’s bar in Lafayette, Louisiana AMA
by Joe · 19 things on Twos
- Waiting for a wedding party at 8:30pm
- Comment your questions and I’ll answer them all!
- My bartender “Elliot” is having his college paid for by Chili’s and sounds EXACTLY like Theo Vonn (must be a Louisiana thing)
- Bet Indiana -4.5 to kill some time and Elliot asked if I wanted game sound. Real MVP.
- Talking to the couple next to me about their 8-day cruise with his MOTHER IN LAW
- The wife moved out when she was 18 “this was the longest I’ve ever spent with her”
- Happy hour is 2-for-1 draft beer all night?? This could be dangerous.
- Indiana up 27-12. The vibes are right.
- Elliot tapped my shoulder while he was walking to the kitchen. I’m in good hands.
- My bar buddies just told me that Theo Vonn is a character???
- Hoosies -4.5 never a doubt
- I am ~uncomfortably~ full though
- A regular comes in “y’all got alcohol today?” Elliot: we got all the alcohol today. We love Elliot.
- Phone battery went from 88% to 2% and wouldn’t have it any other way.
- Tipped Elliot 50% and left a very nice review. He deserved it.
- Question from @Hunter: What drinks are you ordering?
- Elliot talked up the $6 “Nice-A-Rita” which has Espolón and Grand Marnier
- Now on to a Dos Equis (2-for-1): Elliot asked “you want them one at a time or double fist?” should’ve double fisted.