Roddy vs Waffle House Challenge
by Roddy · 29 things on Twos
- After tanking last season for the first overall pick, getting Bijan Robinson (Atlanta Falcons running back) comes at the cost of my GI system
- The challenge is 24 hours in WaHo minus 1 hour per waffle consumed
- Below is a waffle counter and random insights from my time at Waffle House
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- Waffle Count
- 1 - Easy
- 2 - Also easy
- 3 - Syrup not helping but I fasted all day
- 4 - We’ve hit a wall after that one, taking a breather
- 5 - The shittiest waffle I’ve ever had it’s so crispy and dry
- 6 - took a long time to go down the hatch physically unwell and been at it for hours now
- 7 - probably not getting finished at this point, one bite remains
- 8 - untouched
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- My plan of attack:
- No coffee just water
- Eat as many as possible right away (for me it was 4)
- Using as little syrup as possible and no butter
- Waffle House in Atlanta is very different than the small town waffle houses I am used to
- In 4 hours I am the only one to order waffles
- Lotta hashbrowns flying out and after 5 waffles all I want is something savory instead of sugar
- Ordered hashbrowns cuz I needed it
- The WNBA game and fathead punishments are far easier than this this is a battle and I haven’t even finished waffle 6.
- I’d rather have a fathead of a waffle or Sue Bird on my wall for a year
- Who came up with this?
- The breakfast rush is here and i'm about to quit - I feel horrible
- I've quit, going to the airport to pick up a buddy now and I may have to shit at the airport
- Strategy failed, although I still don’t know how it’s possible to eat more than 7 waffles even over hours and hours.
- The real punishment is how my insides feel right now