Titles Ruin Everything by Aubrey Graham & Kenza Samir
by Parker · 73 things on Twos
- A Stream of Consciousness
- I am the soundtrack for lives that go on without me
- Life isn’t fair but karma helps
- Some days I got it all figured out but most days I never learn
- Charged it to the game and paid the bill
- Something (other than me) has got to give
- I can’t read the signs hun I left my glasses at home
- Canadian money does not fold
- Too soon or too late? Either way…
- You can bring all your baggage home to me
- Why me? Why now? Help me figure you out
- Dead serious till I die
- Y’all more liquid than solid
- You love to get pretty for people who don’t know the truth about you
- How many acres goes it take to prove a point?
- State of the art everything…in every state
- What’s mine is mine not yours (heart included)
- Already got a career I can’t convince you that I love you for a living
- My helping hand getting numb & my visions going blurry from looking out for everyone
- She suffers from main character syndrome if you ask me. I told her I’m going crazy, she said without me?
- First of all, I don't have time to go around telling every loser I come across "I'm sorry for your loss"
- Please, don't try me I'm not that far down my spiritual journey
- Imagine me shifting my focus from world domination to you
- Your taste in men isn't exactly Michelin star
- Saved you in my phone as never again just so I don't forget
- My talents include a pen. Your talents include a bed... We're both skilled nonetheless
- Tell me something I don't know (like your motives)
- Better without you and you know it that's why you can't bring yourself to ask me how I'm doing
- Said you're one in a million, not one in seven point eight billion, relax
- Swimming in regret is not cardio
- Hearts break as much as they beat a lesson I know too well, but hate to teach
- I can read you like I wrote you
- Rather us than love
- Beautiful weddings not so great marriages
- I want a match made in heaven not a match made in Weston
- "Numbers don't matter"—someone who isn't doing them
- Imagine me tryna front on this free app... fuck i look like? I'm posted up feeling liked in real life
- Their insecurities are the main reason why I increase my security
- There's more to life than bottling up emotions, bottle service, and smoking
- You were in my dream last night They call hat a nightmare, right?
- We all came up broke but I'm the only one who used my tools to fix it
- Being someone they fear & can never get near is Hot100 music to my ears
- Please go mind the business that pays you minimum wage
- Everest is probably easier to get over than you
- Nonetheless, I wish you the (second) best
- Irony: It cost a lot of $ to feel free
- The stuff you be saying on those apps says a lot If I didn't know how to keep my comments to myself I'd be commenting stfu
- Those guys are so burnt out We can smell it from here
- "I wouldn't do that if I were you" — someone who could never be me let alone do what I do
- 7 months later you're asking me what's up? Oh, not much — just been keeping my "I told you so" tucked
- My therapist told me I need to stop listening to what people tell me but if I take her advice wouldn't I be listening to what people tell me?
- partner up > settle down
- Known to block anyone and anything that isn't a blessing
- Say you found the right relationship but that man got you going 50/50 You're either really bad at math or really silly
- Free all the homies dealing with max sentences & free all the women dealing with bare minimum
- now you with somebody you told me was nobody...
- It's always some unemployed ho tryna work my nerves
- Our miscommunication is uncanny. Countries go to war over misunderstandings — you should be happy I go to Miami
- Assassinated my character & got off with no time served For what it's worth, I've dealt with badder who've done me worse
- If jumping to conclusions was an Olympic sport you wouldn't have just won my heart, you would have won gold
- Having trouble figuring out if you're a devil missing a horn or a unicorn
- I'm a terrible texter, but a great writer Hate confrontation, but a great fighter
- They rarely give credit, but I don't get mad I'd rather the cash
- You're not thuggin you're kidding... one sided beef is not beef... it's chicken
- I hate when you always ask me what I'm doing more than you hate that the answer is always working
- No one is gaslighting you You're just so toxic that you're flammable
- I believe in God just as much as he believes in what we got going on
- In what life does their opinion on my life have anything to do with my life?
- Ain't no way that out of all the places you could play you chose in my face
- Apple added edit text so you can re sent what you really meant... Is that resentment?
- Maybe tonight, you can take a break from scrolling through peoples lives and step outside
- What will you say in your speech when you go up and accept the award for pretending to be everything I need?
- Drake’s ‘Titles Ruin Everything’ Favorite Lines