10 reasons why I need a giant Wailord Poké Plush (to convince my wife)
by campak · 18 things on Twos
- Wailord promises connection — This could be us.
- Its smile reminds me to have good dental hygiene, so I promise to brush twice a day
- Blue is a calming color, so we will be more calm having it.
- It's like a dog, but you don't have to feed it
- It's not too overwailingly big and fits just right in any place and space — or it can squeeze haha
- Pretty sure it knows how to surf, so all future cruises are free thanks to Wailord
- Wailord teaches you to become a better programmer — I could explain all my coding issues to it, and boom, the answer just comes to mind!
- Sometimes you just need a big hug, and Wailord never rejects a hug request
- If you think about finances, it's $420, so like $1.15 a day. Wailord helps you consider finances.
- And finally, Wailord helps you stay healthy by cooking healthy meals for you
- So Han, can we get a Wailord? And her answer is …"Not for $400 😂😂😂" haha. Dang, on to plan B!
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