Week 9
by Joe · 57 things on Twos
- Fellas, fellas, fellas - nothing like a little inner league drama to incite quick power rankings.
- Remember: we're all just goofin' round here. (Except Jack and Taylor who no surprise actually hold vendettas and want to kick people out of the league)
- There is no need to take things personally or suggest that a founding league member be removed (might I remind you this is only a 10-person league).
- And I know what you're thinking "THANK GOD COMMISH IS BACK...giving us the power rankings we demand, but never appreciate."
- That's what separates me from the rest. Fair, honest, unbiased and reliable. You're welcome.
- Let's rank some teams...
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- Jaggin Off
- Winning is a powerful drug. So powerful that Sammy has completely forgotten his manners and that the regular szn DOESN'T matter.
- Alas we'll let the court jester think this season is in the bag for him to get bounced in the first week of the playoffs.
- Not worried.
- Getting better (focused)
- Coming in at number Twos is our leader in the club house in the points for category with a whopping 1403.
- My final attempt at negotiating with the scum from Clemson is 2 more power ranking write-ups (because dealing with you all is the WORST punishment of them all) and a clown nose profile picture.
- If I had to guess, he'll still whine.
- Russian Colluders
- The Colluders SQUEAKED a win out vs the bottom of the league team Lambo's attorney.
- Turns out Brian Robinson is playing like he got shot twice but the colluders get a lot of fire power back from the bench in week 10
- Only problem is he traded for STINKY Kyle Pitts who put up a whole 4.8 points in Thursday night's matchup. Shame.
- Was Gabbert worth it?
- ONE catch. One. On five targets.
- That one catch, however, went for a touchdown and sent Commish into a spiral. Absolutely ridiculous.
- More importantly, I think the one-point win showed us there are glaring holes in Mr. Stephen's lineup. Will Josh Jacobs turn it back on? Is Christian Kirk elite? People are asking.
- Ass ETN szn
- See above. My guys don't handle losses very well.
- So against all odds I must defeat the energy vampire. Which I will.
- Yung Ho Poo with one point on Thursday just makes that all the more likely.
- Jagsonville Jackuars
- After I looked at the rosters for the rest of the league, I came to the conclusion that this is the least shit of the bottom of the barrel.
- Dak is back (which may not mean anything). But Derrick Henry is looking like tractorcito again, Saquon is obvi a new man, and Deebo to wrap it up (all of which are through their bye weeks) making Jake a dark horse going forward.
- November 14, 2010
- So Sleeper puts Matty Ice in the 5th position. Joey Styles puts him in 7th. Here's why.
- 89.5 points.
- When that is happening in a 10-person league, I don't think anything is guaranteed.
- Jonathan Taylor is #back, Taysom looks like a shell of a man, and Stefon won't have Josh Allen throwing him darts for the foreseeable future.
- Panic button? Some say yes.
- Cumback King
- Schu had a big win over his old pal, Taylor Gimbel but the question is whether this kind of performance is sustainable.
- Joe Mixon with 55 points (almost setting the record in all of fantasy football) certainly helped.
- Justin Jefferson seems like the only guy in Minnesota worth throwing to.
- Darnell Mooney broke past his 9 point weekly ceiling
- If he does it again, I'll be impressed. But I still expect to see Schu where he belongs, in the toilet bowl.
- Duval Deadheads
- Ah, the deadheads. God's least favorite team. Another great performance points-wise, but caught his opponent on their best day.
- It's actually comical at this point.
- In case y'all didn't realize, the deadheads are 3rd in points so far this season - yet dead last in the sleeper rankings.
- I repeat. Comedy.
- LambosAttorney
- Rodgers stinks, Dalvin is the 13th overall RB, Renfrow is on IR (haha, clemson), and the only pieces holding this team up are Travis Kelce and AJ Brown.
- Now don't get me wrong, those pieces could be the structure this team needs - I personally don't think so.
- Now's the time to make trades and save your season, Thomas. Law school can wait.
- You can address your thank you letter's to "Twos Joe: 802 E Whiting St. Tampa, FL 33602" for this week's edition of the power rankings.
- You all entertained me with your banter in the chat so I return the favor with the rankings.
- The season is gonna be over before we know it - don't let your opportunity to dethrone our common enemy Sammy "Energy Vampire" Iriart slip up.
- God Bless, Go Jags, and with Love,
- Joey Styles