🍻 Toasts
by Joe · 10 things on Twos
- If the ocean were beer and I were a duck
I would swim to the bottom and drink my way up but the oceans not beer and I am not a duck
so let's take these shots and get fucked up
- Here’s to rattlesnakes and condoms, two things I don’t fuck with
- Some men live in a castle some by the sea but a whiskey glass and a fine girls ass is home sweet home to me
- Lift em high and drain em dry for the guy who says it's my turn to buy
- Here’s to staying positive and testing negative
- To our wives and girlfriends, may they never meet
- Let us drink to bread, for without bread - there is no toast
- “Life is not a waste of time, time is not a waste of life. So let's not waste any time, get wasted, and have the time of our lives.” - Pitbull
- Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if liquor don’t kill us, pussy must.
- Dicen que hay que tener tres cosas en la vida: Amor, dinero, y salud. Amor por la cerveza, dinero para comprarla, y salud para brindar.