Week 3
by Joe · 54 things on Twos
- Week 3 we saw some big upsets which will make for interesting power rankings this fine Thursday night. Also interesting, I just...
- got off a 3 hour Spirit flight from Austin, Texas to Orlando, Florida
- smell like a combination of cup o noodles and covid 19
- drove 1.5 hours from Orlando
- immediately shotgunned a Yuengling as part of a bet on South Carolina this past week
- smoked weed and ate half a publix chicken tender sub
- So consider this email written under the influence. Buckle up.
- Power rankings....
- 10. Joey Freshwater
- Schuster scored 81.% of his max points this week and has the lowest points total this season. His RB1 and WR1 + WR2 scored a combined 8.1 points.
- Schuster's team looks like McCaffery's hamstrings - snapped.
- I hope you've started thinkings about what you'll wear on the streets of Nashville when you perform for tips @BigSchu22.
- 9. DJ Shart Jr.
- I think that Jake had an extremely good week but that does not change the core of his team. If Saquon and Kareem do it two weeks in a row, then we'll talk.
- Also - SOURCES say DJ Shart made a ridiculous trade request with the author of the power rankings (J.Jacobs from Commish for ARI D/ST from Shart) after the Jags scored 19 on em?? Not saying that is a considered factor.
- The Sharts are in close prox with the worst total points scored and have a big matchup vs an underwhelming Team JYStephens this week.
- 8. Call me commish
- The commish is getting absolutely railed in the total points scored against column and it's a damn crime that my starting running backs did to me this week by only scoring 18.9 points total.
- That being said I'm on a two-game slide and unless things turn around fast - the inaugural championship belt is starting to look out of reach.
- I haven't hit the panic button yet. Commish does best in the Q2 of this calendar season.
- 7. Jaggin Off
- Whatever. Congrats to this joke of a team for beating the Commish this week. Every children's hospital patient has a good day carried on the back of Josh Allens 35 points.
- Just because you had a good week, doesn't make this a good team. Sammy has a TOUGH one against #1 last week DuvalDeadheads. If he wins that one, we'll have a v different conversation.
- 6. Team Jystephens
- Only one point from team DJ Shart in the total points scored column, Team Jystephens has also been getting some of the biggest cakewalks against his opponents week by week so far.
- With an average weekly point total of 136, Team JYstephens still has a lot to prove if he wants to be a serious contender.
- 5. CullerRush
- Culler takes one of the biggest drops this week due to his completely flaccid performance of 124 points.
- Both his flex players and TE scored a total of 25.2 points so it's no surprise that CullerRush's GM skills are taking a big blow this week.
- CullerRush takes on yours truly this week and you can put me on suicide watch if I lose that one.
- 4. Team JihadWardDPOY
- Team JihadWardDPOY takes a +2 place jump this week after scoring 44 POINTS more than his projected total.
- ALL of JihadWardDPOY's team went off except the Ravens defense which gave him the largest point total this week by far.
- If JihadWardDPOY repeats a week 3 performance in week 4, expect this team in the serious contender's list.
- 3. Duval Deadheads
- The Duval Deadheads not only had a weak performance this past week, they had the second lowest point total of all teams by 0.4 pts.
- I understand that this team has been #1 in weeks past but when you're only getting 15.9 points from your WR2, TE, and FLEX1 - you're not performing in top 2 shape.
- If DuvalDeadheads can't beat team Jaggin Off this week, we may see one of the biggest slides in history of power rankings.
- 2. Intentional Pounding
- Intentional Pounding has the 3rd highest total points scored teams as well as the highest total points scored against in the league.
- Intentional Pounding got pounded by DJ Shart, but this is still a very good team.
- Intentional Pounding is due for a big win streak here if he can start catching a break against his opponents.
- Still in the very well could win it all category.
- 1.No Time 4 Stalin
- Our only undefeated team in the league so far.
- Missed his projected point total by 34 points - aka this was simply a bad week for the Russian's.
- No Time 4 Stalin is definitely living up to his name and knows how to win games now, so he deserves the #1 spot in my books.
- It'd be a shock if Stalin can't make it 4-0 with an easy win over our #10 team in the power rankings.
- I got a new jags bucket hat and need to go to bed before my girlfriend facetimes me after her companies happy hour.
- Have a nice night, let's get hammered for Thursday Night Football while praying the jags can get a W in primetime this season.
- The Braves are headed to the playoffs which is tight.
- Go Jags.
- Love,
- Joe