Dear Degens,. Congrats on getting through the first week of our inaugural fantasy football league. . Thank you everyone for paying on time, except Jack who should be publicly shamed.. Enough of the fluff, let's get to the power rankings.... 10. Team JihadWardDPOY. When DJ Chark is the top scorer on your WHOLE TEAM - you may start inching toward the panic button. 9. Intentional Pounding. Besides D'Andre Smith being targeted more times than the Lions wide receivers and Patty Mahomes doing Patty Mahomes things, the only thing this team is intentionally pounding is the welfare line. Oh and the Pitts experiment is off to a rough start.. 8. Jaggin Off. I'd be surprised if Sam wasn't hatching a plan to find and kill the 49ers offensive coordinator. Listing Aiyuk as active and he didn't see a snap?! Kittle only getting 5 looks and none in the red zone? Tough.. 7. CullerRush. Talk about an underwhelming week from Herbie fully loaded, the human refrigerator Derrick Henry, and Scary Terry. On the upside Stefon Diggs and Cee Dee Lamb were targeted a collective 28 TIMES! I can hear Culler yelling at his TV now... “CATCH THE DAMN BALL!“.. 6. Joey Freshwater. No touchdowns from the #1 overall pick and only FIVE carries from J. Rob? Pitiful. Someone return Schuster's treadmill because he needs running backs. . 5. DJ Shart Jr.. Although Saquon was all Bark no bite, I watched this game closely and it is clear that Jake will have no problem rounding things out as the season progresses. . 4. Team Jystephens. Mostert? More like Most Hurt amirite? Sucks to have one of your starters get put on IR in week 1 but what sucks harder is Hunter Henry only being targeted 3 times all game. . 3. Call me commish. Y'all know I wanted to put myself back in the #1 position but I'll be the first to admit I did not get enough out of my guys this week. Rodgers absolutely STUNK and I was only able to pull it off on the back of the Steelers D. Regardless, feels good to be a winner.. 2. No Time 4 Stalin. You gotta love it when a player comes out and says “take me in your fantasy draft“ and then puts up 57 yards. Be better Ekeler. That being said, this team's wideout depth is noticeable and is a big reason our Comrade in the top 2.. Duval Deadheads. I'll be excited to see where Gimbel goes from here but when Kyler is playing at the level he played Sunday, paired with a stout performance from Hock and Lockett - the deadheads are the team to beat.. I'm tired. Go jags.. Love, Joe.