Gentlemen, thank you for committing your time and money to the Duval Degens League. I can't promise you a good season, but I can promise you some entertainment along the way. I only have three rules before the start of the season.... Be active. Set your lineups, check the sleeper chat, be open to trades. Have Pride. No teaming up, no under the table deals, no bullshit. Never go full Duval. Y'all know what this means. If we can abide by these rules, I expect that this can be something we look forward to for years to come. Let's talk power rankings.. Based on y'all's drafts here are my (completely subjective) power rankings. 10. Team bigschu22. More like team big shit the bed amirite? I love James Robinson as much as the next guy but 3rd ROUND?? Also picking Rojo before Lenny is a bold move, let's see if it works out for him.. 9. Team jystephens. Speculation is one hell of a drug and to trust Matthew Stafford and Jamies Winston as QB1/QB2 is quite the gamble. Follow that up with Hunter Henry as TE1 and I think we know where jack is headed this season 🚽 💩. 8. DJ Shart Jr.. Dak has a gimp shoulder, Gus Edwards was an RB2 until yesterday, and Kareem Hunt is STILL an RB2. Jake should make like Le'veon Bell and quit early.. 7. Team JihadWardDPOY. If this was the 2018 season, things may be different. Since it is 2021, Zeke = washed, Odell = washed, and Lamar? One bad injury away from being WASHED.. 6. Intentional Pounding. You can stop reading Matt's lineup after P. Mahomes and A. Jones because the rest of these guys are a huge question mark. Will the Lions miraculously shit out a good O-line? Will Julio Jones be as good with the tits? Will Kyle Pitts live up to the hype? Only time will tell.. 5. Jaggin Off. Besides his team name, this squad is anything but a joke. Solid running backs, one of the best tight ends, but who the hell is Logan Thomas?? Like his sex game, depth might be an issue for Sam.. 4. CullerRush. The robin hood of the draft stealing everybody's picks. Good thing I have no problem supporting charities. If he can get the shit taste out of his mouth drafting Derrick Henry, this team might be good.. 3. Duval Deadheads. Hard to argue with one of the best young QBs in the league, everybody good WR on the Seahawks, and Alvin Kamara. If this team is any good as high school was to Gimbel, this is going to be a fun season.. 2. No Time 4 Stalin. Besides Courtland Sutton, this team is like challenging Russia to a war during winter. Good luck. But Comrade Dimitri has in starters, he lacks in bench support.. Call me commish. Is anyone surprised? I am manifesting this team to a league championship and the peasants will cry collusion. Remember this email (or check the archive in Twos 😉) I'm running this league like Roger Goodell - running over anyone who gets in my way.. Well - I think my adderall is wearing off so god bless you if you read this whole thing. Good luck to you all (except Culler), let's have a good season, and go jags.. Check the league rules, by-laws, and email archives here:. Check the league rules, by-laws, and email archives here: https://www.twosapp.com/612412d43b264d836cb40ce1