Here is my list for all the reason's I think Bert Kreischer is the funniest man alive.. Bert's social media in case you want to experience Bert for yourself.. He allows himself to speak before thinking, which is how you get raw and organic jokes. He does not take himself too seriously - nobody likes someone who takes themselves too seriously. . He is from Florida. There is nothing funnier than being from Florida. He embellishes the truth without lying which makes him a great story teller. He is THE MACHINE - one of the first viral stand-up comedy routines I have ever seen and still makes me belly laugh. . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paG1-lPtIXA. He is passionate and you can feel it in his delivery. . He is unapologetically himself - which just so happens to be a very funny man. He is fat. Fat people are just funnier than skinny people.