Alexa suggestions telling you something completely random. Playing golf so bad that the cart/cart girl start chirping you. Family that loves their dog more than their graduated son. Punch line ‘DONT YOU BRING SNUGGLES INTO THIS’. Asking Facebook for your data and them returning a report that just says gay on it. Couple starts a sand timer for each one of their friends that they want to hang out with during corona. Sand timer lasts for two weeks and whenever they see their friends doing something on social media they flip the sand timer over.. Things you say before you’re admitted to the zoom meeting. “Fuck this guy I hate him”. *admitted* hey hey!